Cellar Spam

It lives one shelf above Dried Beef, two shelves above Ham Hocks 'n Pig's Feet, one shelf below Beans, Baked. I don't keep much back stock but there ia ALWAYS a half case of Spam in the basement -- enough to sustain the crew during a short Zombie Apocalypse.

Spamming Poetry inspired by OSM

Sir Spam-a-lot I love you so.

Just how much? I think you know!

Your shiny can with key replete

Is such a lovely visual treat.

But when I open up your can,

I admit I hate the taste of Spam.

No eggy dish can ever hide

The salty horror of what's inside.

 

But someone enjoys it (I wonder who?)

Because I must keep ordering you.

Another Interesting Employee

Meet Got Dinner.
He is a direct descendent of Old Dan, who was Whit's partner.

My Dan, Boss Dan, is Old Dan's grandson.

George is Old Dan's son and Boss Dan's Dad.

Got Dinner is Boss Dan's brother.

He is sort of a Verne substitute. I say that because he threw a paint roller at me today.

Got Dinner thinks that Spam and yogurt smoothies are a good idea.

I told him to use Low Sodium Spam and he could then call it a health drink.

Plus, I am in charge of Spam and could order cases of it for him.