Why Was I So Hot to Come Back?

If teh letters are all corrcte but in the wrong order it still counts and you sitll get into haeven wiht your pets and your best friend and gte to lounge by the pearly gates wachting all those really really BAD spellers get snet away. And tehn sooner or later yuor turn comes around to get a new body back on earht and "Woo hoo!" you think, "This time i am gonna get all the letters in the right order." Bt it trns out tht you shuda bn thnkn bout smthng els altogthr caus nbdy is hrdly usin vwls anymre and yr tchr gvs u rlly rlly bd grds caus u kp frgttng to leev em out. And so u dnt becm a physicist lk u plnned... bt it trns out thr r no mr of thse anywy. And u thnk... "Why was I so hot to come back? Haevan was...so... haevenly.... and no one cared if I got the letters actually in the right order.