Things I Don't Understand

I don't understand why I like the idea of jello so much.

Look! English jello!
It is a brick of concentrated jelly-like stuff.
This little brick makes 4 servings.
 It is about the same size as our boxes of powder.
You make it the same way, with some hot water, then add some ice cubes or cold water, and cold-i-fy it to make it gel.
(Cold-i-fy is the aphasic's word for refrigerate, which didn't come into my head right away, but I left it in so you could get a glimpse of what it is like to have a brain with cloggy synapses.)

Captain Long Tail Bitch Whiskers

Here is a funny pic of my cat becuase

thinking about sad stuff all the time is BAD and

thinking about fun stuff sometimes is GOOD and

since I have braced up
and done things

I no longer feel like

Bitchy Bitchmost,
Boss of all Bitch Whiskers --

in spite of the CRAP TON
of sad things
that continue to haunt.