What's all this about wildboars? In what woods lives this wildboar? Why does this wildboar seek to distract itself by posing as a sexy French version of its pedestrian English self? Le Sanglier will tell you now...
I was born with a wild and gullible heart. Being wild I sought danger. Being gullible I was afraid.
Or... am I actually the Wild Bore? Oh. I have to think about that.
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Did you know that the word 'gullible' gas been removed from the Oxford English Dictionary?
ReplyDeleteWelcome to BLOGworld!
Go for it.
ReplyDeleteLet us all see this harp!
Really? Removed? I would not know, I am afraid of the OED ;)
ReplyDeleteYes, it's true! You will notice that I can't spell 'has' either. What idiot put 'g' next to 'h' on the qwerty keyboard?!
ReplyDeleteNevertheless, the concept of 'gullible gas' is food for the imagination!